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Canned Beef

What would St. Patrick's Day Be Without Beef?

“Never mess with a creative with a computer and endless free time.” -Anonymoose 🫎 -

The Quotable Version is at the bottom of the page.
Chaotic particles in all of my articles
An angle to the dangle of my participles
Split the infinitive, be purely definitive
Terminal preposition, linguistic superposition
No grammatical slow down, no soft transition 
Words running wild, no elements of style
Fighting for a while against a screaming inner child.
I ain’t elite, look at these uneven metrical feet
Here it comes, with the drums, words repeat.
This is the chorus, not porous, tight bars arriving.
Every word earned, returned, growing and thriving.

This ain’t a competition, it’s just more repetition,
Words used a thousand times in differing renditions.
I don’t write to flex; it’s sex in context, an errant tongue,
Read it all sweaty, and don’t be petty, as it comes undone,
Not machine generated, effort venerated arbitrarily,
Accusations cause sensations, but lack true verity.
Slow your roll, little troll, ‘cause your squids ain’t shit,
Your critique is a fart in a jar, passing for art, no soul to it.

More on the chorus, sacrificed to Horus, words got away,
I should reverse, break up the verse, but no, not today,
The words are in focus, real hocus pocus, spells cast,
I ain’t no wizard, you just in my blizzard, cold got yo’ ass,
Grammar creepers, open your peepers, see the trees,
You screaming to the void, unjustly annoyed, by what you perceive 
But perception ain’t conception, it’s just your point of view
Be a little shit, but I ain’t sittin’ with it, you can straight screw
You and your big head, you sultan of dread, gatekeeping turd,
I brought the receipts, see the deceits, but I’m holding my words.

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QUOTABLE:

Chaotic particles in all of my articles

An angle to the dangle of my participles

Split the infinitive, be purely definitive

Terminal preposition, linguistic superposition

No grammatical slow down, no soft transition

Words running wild, no elements of style

Fighting for a while against a screaming inner child.

I ain’t elite, look at these uneven metrical feet

Here it comes, with the drums, words repeat.

This is the chorus, not porous, tight bars arriving.

Every word earned, returned, growing and thriving.

This ain’t a competition, it’s just more repetition,

Words used a thousand times in differing renditions.

I don’t write to flex; it’s sex in context, an errant tongue,

Read it all sweaty, and don’t be petty, as it comes undone,

Not machine generated, effort venerated arbitrarily,

Accusations cause sensations, but lack true verity.

Slow your roll, little troll, ‘cause your squids ain’t shit,

Your critique is a fart in a jar, passing for art, no soul to it.

More on the chorus, sacrificed to Horus, words got away,

I should reverse, break up the verse, but no, not today,

The words are in focus, real hocus pocus, spells cast,

I ain’t no wizard, you just in my blizzard, cold got yo’ ass,

Grammar creepers, open your peepers, see the trees,

You screaming to the void, unjustly annoyed, by what you perceive

But perception ain’t conception, it’s just your point of view

Be a little shit, but I ain’t sittin’ with it, you can straight screw

You and your big head, you sultan of dread, gatekeeping turd,

I brought the receipts, see the deceits, but I’m holding my words.

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